arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Randomize
