how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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