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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

time to smoke my breakfast

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(951): View more from California

His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format

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(845): View more from New York

Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived

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(541): View more from Oregon

You would be my first round pick for a drinking team

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.

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(773): View more from Illinois

I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards

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