do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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