So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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