What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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