My entire life is one complicated drinking game
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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