...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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