Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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