please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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