That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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