it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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