i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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