on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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