You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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