Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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