Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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