big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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