you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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