hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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