Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Another day, another engagement, another cat
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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