Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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