i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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