Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
