I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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