He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
