Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
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