I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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