things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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