I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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