So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
This is classic penis vs brain.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
My vagina is officially offended.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
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