i don't like sucking hair
I hate all girls vehemently.
babies were throwing up all over the place
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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