i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
how drunk are you?
Several
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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