oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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