normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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