WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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