I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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