We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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