She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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