I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
