so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
