D3 body, D1 cock
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
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