he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
i will never coherently bang her
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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