worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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