i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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