Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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