Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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