we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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