roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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