i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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