do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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