I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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