Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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